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HI INTERNET, I’M MADDY. I LIKE ART, PUNS, BOOKS, MIDDLE EARTH, EMUS, GENERALLY OFFENSIVE THINGS, AND WATER. i try to give people hugs all the time but i am slowly learning hugs are not accepted by all [⊙ω⊙]

also, i have a bunny named Chuck Berry

Sam: Fairy look.
Me: doe eyes and long flowing hair?
Sam: Yes. You always look enchanted by something. Those Disney eyes. All big and wide.
Me: FUCK. AM I A DISNEY CHARACTER?
Sam: It's a possibility. You're bookish. You want something more. You feel misunderstood. You have long blonde hair. Big eyes. And are uninterested in all the men around you. Maddy & The Beast