when people say someone is cute, i always picture the person looking like a bunny
i shouldn’t be allowed on the internet because all i want to do is photoshop pictures of people smiling and put salad in them
why do girls stick their tongues out in pictures? like stop it, ur not kawaii
the fact fudddle follows me makes me smile because she’s a cool chick
for a period of time, i tried to convince people i was the reincarnated version of Tupac
THE HOBBIT IS NOW A TRILOGY, I DO NOT KNOW IF I AM REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS OR REALLY ANGRY ABOUT THIS.
re-applied sunblock seven times —> still get burned the joys of being a fair skinned girl
I WAS RECOGNIZED. GUYS, I WAS RECOGNIZED AS CATCHYBLOGTITLE.
london: hey i just met you
london: and this is crazy
london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 40 foot voldemort
london: so fuck you beijing
Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...– (via ceedling)
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS IS THE REAL LIFE VERSION OF JESSICA RABBIT OMG
Anonymous asked: GOOD LORD, THAT IS THE PRETTIEST PHOTO I'VE EVER SEEN OF ANYONE EVER IN MY LIFE. What is the name of your lipstick and what did you do to your hair??!?!?!
anytime someone tells me i look like or remind them of allison harvard, i always get really excited and happy because i love her and she is just marvelous
me: has a great social life, goes to parties, eats what i want, has a perfect body, has sexual intercourse frequently with hot strangers
me: closes sims and cries