Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
i’m so fucking proud of myself today has been a great day :~)
iliveinablanketfort: I Wanna Rock by Twisted...
GUESS WHO JUST GREW A MUTHA FRICKIN PAIR, THIS GIRL, RIGHT HERE!!!!!
The waiter is so attractive omg
jeeepers: FUCK IT I’M GONNA HAVE A NEW YEARS REVOLUTION
attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
i changed my background to a nice peachy colour because i love peach, it’s a beautiful shade :-D
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...– Oscar Wilde (via futurejimcroce)
i don’t like the radio because they never play nearly enough Tom Waits and Paul Simon for my liking
I will eat your family
Phillip LeHand, my hand boyfriend, is so much better than all of you but is not as good as Anderson Cooper
saddeer: LIKE IM A HOOT AT PARTIES AND ILL MAKE OUT WITH ANYONE WHEN IM DRUNK WHO DOESNT FUCKING WANT THAT
I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD
Anonymous asked: Would you ever have threesome with a couple? A man and another woman?
Anonymous asked: YOU ARE SO CUTE AND AWKWARD.