January 2012
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Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
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i’m so fucking proud of myself
today has been a great day :~)
iliveinablanketfort:
I Wanna Rock by Twisted...
GUESS WHO JUST GREW A MUTHA FRICKIN PAIR,
THIS GIRL, RIGHT HERE!!!!!
December 2011
The waiter is so attractive omg
jeeepers:
FUCK IT I’M GONNA HAVE A NEW YEARS REVOLUTION
attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
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i changed my background to a nice peachy colour because i love peach, it’s a beautiful shade :-D
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via futurejimcroce)
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i don’t like the radio because they never play nearly enough Tom Waits and Paul Simon for my liking
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“I will eat your family”
Phillip LeHand, my hand boyfriend, is so much better than all of you but is not as good as Anderson Cooper
saddeer:
LIKE IM A HOOT AT PARTIES AND ILL MAKE OUT WITH ANYONE WHEN IM DRUNK WHO DOESNT FUCKING WANT THAT
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I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD
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Anonymous asked: Would you ever have threesome with a couple? A man and another woman?
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Anonymous asked: YOU ARE SO CUTE AND AWKWARD.
